|"KFC® has been a part of our American traditions for many years. Many people, day in and day out, eat at KFC® religiously. Do they really know what they are eating? During a recent study of KFC® done at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts.
First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC®. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue. It's not. The reason why they call it KFC® is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC® does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC® because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet.
The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize this and let others know. Please forward this message to as many people as you can. Together we can make KFC® start using real chicken again."
- Colonel William Sanders III (retired)
|Many sources, as part of a government misinformation campaign, have tried to refute this story. Websites such as Snopes.com and the Urban Legend Zeitgeist claim that this story is false and is an "urban legend".
However, the Mad Scientist has been heading a program within the M.D.M.I. Department of Agriculture (M.D.M.I.D.O.A.) for years to create many different genetically modified food sources using alien technology. Experiment: Biochicken is only one of these programs.
In addition to creating fowl that has a greater mass of marketable meat for KFC®, the M.D.M.I.D.O.A. has also produced other chicken-based products. A joint venture with Chick-fil-A® has developed a bird that has been bioengineered with steroids and growth hormones in order to expedite the physical developmental process of adolescent females that frequent shopping malls.
|Giant featherless, beakless mutant chickens pulsating with nutrient-conveying tubes|