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| THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED CAPTAIN SPHINCTER------> HE HIT WARPED DRIVE WITH HIS MIGHTY FINGER! HE STOLE OUR SPACESHIP OUT OF ANGER IT WAS CALLED....FOUR BANGER! THE FIRST PLACE HE WENT WAS THE PLANET VENUS TO A THREE BREASTED WHORE WITH A FOREHEAD PENIS HE FOUND AN ASTROID WITH GOOD BARS THEN WOKE UP DRUNK ON THE PLANET MARS THAT'S WHERE HE FOUND THEGMAN'S SHOCKER A THREE FINGERED WEAPON WITH A TURBO ROCKER TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK THAT THING CAN DO WHATEVER YOU THINK HE'S LOOKING FOR A HOME BASE ON URANUS AND IT'S TWO BALD MOONS OF TESTICULUS HE'S CRUISIN' FOR A HAPPY PLACE TO PASS OUT DRUNK IN HYPERSPACE STOPPED ON THE WAY TO REFUEL THE SPACESHIP LANDED AT A PLACE THAT LOOKED REALLY HIP BUT THE PINK PIG MAYOR TRIED TO TOUCH HIM HE ZAPPED THE PLANET AND KEPT ON TRUCKIN' FROM THE SONIC VOODOO CD "FOUR TRACK MIND" A RABID RECORDS RECORDING A MAD DOG MENTAL INSTITUTION PRODUCTION THE FOUR BANGER EXPERIMENT DURING THE PROJECT: FOUR TRACK MIND Copyright © 1991-2005 Sonic Voodoo All Rights Reserved |
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| OTHER FOUR BANGER RELATED PLACES TO CHECK OUT: CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS [COSMIC PIMP] COCKPIT OF THE SVS "FOUR BANGER" LOBBY OF SV ALPHA LUNAR COMMAND I THE INTERGALACTC ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN SPHINCTER SONIC VOODOO HOME |
| SVS "FOUR BANGER" COCKPIT |
| SV ALPHA LUNAR COMMAND I LOBBY |
| CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS [COSMIC PIMP] |
| SONIC VOODOO HOME |
| INTERGALACTC ADVENTURES |