THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED CAPTAIN SPHINCTER------>
HE HIT WARPED DRIVE WITH HIS MIGHTY FINGER!
HE STOLE OUR SPACESHIP OUT OF ANGER
IT WAS CALLED....FOUR BANGER!

THE FIRST PLACE HE WENT WAS THE PLANET VENUS
TO A THREE BREASTED WHORE WITH A FOREHEAD PENIS
HE FOUND AN ASTROID WITH GOOD BARS
THEN WOKE UP DRUNK ON THE PLANET MARS

THAT'S WHERE HE FOUND THEGMAN'S SHOCKER
A THREE FINGERED WEAPON WITH A TURBO ROCKER
TWO IN THE PINK AND ONE IN THE STINK
THAT THING CAN DO WHATEVER YOU THINK

HE'S LOOKING FOR A HOME BASE ON URANUS
AND IT'S TWO BALD MOONS OF TESTICULUS
HE'S CRUISIN' FOR A HAPPY PLACE
TO PASS OUT DRUNK IN HYPERSPACE

STOPPED ON THE WAY TO REFUEL THE SPACESHIP
LANDED AT A PLACE THAT LOOKED REALLY HIP
BUT THE PINK PIG MAYOR TRIED TO TOUCH HIM
HE ZAPPED THE PLANET AND KEPT ON TRUCKIN'


FROM THE SONIC VOODOO CD "FOUR TRACK MIND"
A RABID RECORDS RECORDING
A MAD DOG MENTAL INSTITUTION PRODUCTION
THE FOUR BANGER EXPERIMENT DURING THE PROJECT: FOUR TRACK MIND



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