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| Codename: Profile: Status: |
| Last known sighting: 2006 |
| M.D.M.I. Background: Captain Sphincter is a long-time rogue ally of Codename: Sonic Voodoo and the Mad Dog Mental Institution. His expertise in electric improvisational engineering has been an invaluable asset in ensuring that all of the former East German military surplus equipment that M.D.M.I. "inherited" properly functions. In addition, the good Captain is one of the few interstellar space pilots that can fly the SVS "Four Banger" [although he is on temporary double-secret probation after crash landing the previous SV spaceship - SVS "T-120" - during a rather sordid incident on Uranus involving copious amounts of moonflour and two triple-breasted whores from Megaclite.] Maddognosis: His clone alter-ego deservedly earned the nickname "Mr. Gadget" for his extraordinary powers of makeshifting highly advanced technical gizmos. However, his appetite for using the Berdonian Unconsciousness Dilapidator (B.U.D.) and moonflour seriously concerns the financial controllers of the M.D.M.I. Specialties: Moonflour Transportation & Logistics, Gadget Medic, Back Door Magnetist SOUTH PARK STYLE Projects: Four Track Mind |
| SONIC VOODOO CAPTAIN SPINCTER ACTIVE |
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| Please visit these points of interest: SV LUNAR COMMAND BASS THE CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS SVS "FOUR BANGER" COCKPIT SV ALPHA I LUNAR BASS LOBBY PLACE INTERGALACTIC ADVENTURES |