Codename:

Profile:

Status:
Last K-N-to-tha-izzown chillin': 2006
M.D.M.I. Background:
Captain Shot Calla is a long-time rogue ally of Codename: Sonic Voodoo n tha Mad Dog Mental Institution.  His expertise in electric improvisizzles engineer'n has been an invaluable asset in doggy stylin' tizzy all of tha baller East German military surplus equipment thizzay M.D.M.I. "inherited". properly functions.  In addition, tha good Captain is one of tha few interstellar space pilots that can fly tha SVS "Four Banger" [although he is on temporary doublizzles probation afta crash clockin' tha previous SV spaceship - SVS "T-120" - doggy stylin' a bitch sordid incident on Uranus involv'n copious amounts of moonflour n two triple-breasted whores from Megaclizzles].

Maddognosis:
His clone poser deservedly earned tha nickname "Mr. Gadget" fo` his extraordinary powa of makeshift'n highly advanced technical gizmos.  Howeva, his appetite fo` using tha Berdonian Unconsciousness Dilapidizzles (B.U.D.) n moonflour seriously concerns tha financial killa of tha M.D.M.I.

Specialties:
Moonflour Transportizzle & Logistics, Gadget Medic, Back Dizzy Magnetist

Projects:
Four T-R-to-tha-izzack Mind
SONIC VOODOO

CAPTAIN SPINCTER

ACTIVE
PATIENT FILE
Please visit these points of interest:
SV LUNAR COMMAND BASS
THE CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS
SVS "FOUR BANGER" COCKPIT
SV ALPHA I LUNAR BASS LOBBY PLACE
INTERGALACTIC ADVENTURES