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| Codename: Profile: Status: |
| Last known sighting: 1992 |
| M.D.M.I. Background: Johnny Crash's unflappable struggle to rectify the consistent meter with a deteriorating polyrhythmic attempt created a disharmonic contradiction that destabilized the plate tectonics in the Western Hemisphere. Maddognosis: His life adventures began when he was 3 yrs. old while busting broncos in a traveling rodeo which lead to a brief, but successful, career as an organized crime assassin that had to end when he received several bullet wounds in his leg which resulted in the U.S. military rejecting him from the Special Forces for being incorrigible which led him to a truck driving experience of driving an eighteen-wheeler loaded with explosives up a mountain in a blizzard while high on cocaine, PCP, and herbal tea. He is now a personal chef. Specialties: Screams, Countrifried Drôlerie SOUTH PARK STYLE Projects: The A.C.I.D.D. I Test Phase |
| SONIC VOODOO JOHNNY CRASH D.O.A. |
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