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| Codename: Profile: Status: |
| Last known sighting: 2006 |
| M.D.M.I. Background: Sivart is a whirling dervish of unchecked aggressive energy fueled by nitroglycerine [C3H5N3O9] and high octane vanilla lattes. His genetic origin is from the same industrial sludge that spawned Double Barrel, but Sivart's DNA was further tempered by backwoods hillbilly moonshine, raccoon pot pies, and a tainted water supply from a lake run amok. He is currently working towards a PhD in carbon graphite audio industry as he attempts to create compositions that are as heavy as titanium but taste like whip cream. When he plugs in and cranks up, everyone knows that this kid rocks. Maddognosis: His patent-pending new two-step slam dance was set to take the nation by storm, as he planned to tour the country in support of his new DVD instructional video, "Line Dancing in the Mosh Pit". Unfortunately, his popularity with the southern fried death country & metal crowd was tainted after it was discovered that this dancing fool learned some of his steps from Typhoid Tammy, the legendary goat-loving Tijuana topless dancer (as evidenced by this picture). Specialties: Distortion, Audio Bounty Hunter, Professional Buttercupper SOUTH PARK STYLE Projects: 42 Concept |
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