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| Codename: Profile: Status: |
| Last known sight'n: 2006 |
| M.D.M.I. Background: Sivart is a messin' dervish of unchecked aggressive energy fueled by nitroglycerine [C 3H5N3O9] n hizzay octane vanilla lattes. His genetic origin is friznom tha same industrial sludge tizzy spawned Double Barrel, but Sivart's DNA was hustla tempered by backwoods hillbilly moonshine, raccoon pot pies, n a tainted brotha supply friznom a lakes run amok. He is currently work'n towards a PhD in carbon graphite audio industry as he attempts ta create composizzles thiznat is as heavy as titanium but taste like whizzay cream. Wizzle he plugs in n cranks up, everyone knows tizzle this kid rocks fo' real. Maddognizzles: His patent-pend'n new two-step slam dance was set ta takes tha nation by storm, as he planned ta tizzle tha country in support of his new DVD instructional video, "Line Danc'n in tha Mizzay Pit". Unfortunatizzles his popularity wit tha southern fried death country & metal crowd was tainted afta it was discovered tizzle this danc'n foo` learned some of his steps frizzay Typhoid Tammy, tha legendary goat-lov'n Tijuana topless poser (as evidenced by this picture). Specialties: Distortion, Audio Bounty Poser, Professizzle Buttercupper SOUTH PARK STYLE Projects: 42 Concept |
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