M.D.M.I. Background:
The origin of Thegman is a mystery even to those government scientists that created him. It is a widely held belief that Al Gore, former vice president of the U.S.A. and founder of the internet (aka world wide web), might be the DNA donor. However, other conspiracy theorists debate that he was actually a human being that worked as a janitor at the super-duper-ultra-top-secret M.D.M.I. The events that transformed him into a purely cybernetix digital being is still unclear, but certainly the use of Big Joe'sŪ real hickory smoked beef jerky, nipple clamps, and nuclearized hot mayonnaise expressos, resulted in a very extreme industrial "accident".
Maddognosis:
Thegman's current status is unknown, although denizens of the cyber cafe, The Magic Rising Frenchbread Loaf, have perpetuated rumors that he has taken safe haven in a laptop computer owned by Codename: Sonic Voodoo's Grotus. However, recent deep space cavern explorations conducted by Captain Sphincter have revealed that Thegman's intergalactic famous weapon, the Shocker, was found deep in Uranus.
Specialties:
Theoretical Digitized Gyrations of the Third Kind, Medication Procurement |
