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| Cletus the Fetus Cletus Cletus Cletus is the M.D.M.I.'s only tragically failed experiment with DNA cloning when they unsuccessfully attempted to duplicate Double Barrel. Research has revealed that the cause was an extremely toxic water supply in the test subjects living environment. |
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| The Cletus Family Tree |
| Cletus Jr., Enis & Rebel Cletus Cletus and his sister/aunt, Enis Cletus, are the test subjects utilized for the DNA sequencing that resulted in Cletus the Fetus (Cletus Cletus Cletus), the M.D.M.I.'s only failed experiment (with DNA cloning). Did we mention that research has revealed the cause was due to an extremely toxic water supply? |
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| Hank Hank Cletus is the older brother/cousin of Cletus the Fetus. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around small animals and kitchen appliances. |
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| Granny Cletus Bertha Cletus (Cletus Cletus' mother/aunt) lives with Hank Cletus in a double-wide trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Granny has sores all over. The flies are terrible. |
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| Pappy Cletus Cletus is the father/brother of Cletus Cletus and lives under the Cletus family trailer. Granny Cletus is teaching him how to use toilet paper. |
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| Billy Billy Cletus is the younger brother/uncle of Cletus the Fetus and he holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Billy crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet. |
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| Marky Marky Cletus (Cletus Cletus' brother/nephew) is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a decorated Vietnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store. |
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| Sue Ellen Sue Ellen Cletus is the younger sister/aunt of Cletus the Fetus. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch. |
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| Barney Barney Cletus is the older brother/uncle/cousin of Cletus the Fetus and is the pride of the Cletus Family. He is 42. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name. |
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| Goober Goober Cletus, the cousin/nephew of Cletus the Fetus, runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. |
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| Boomer Boomer Cletus, the cousin/nephew of Cletus the Fetus, is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people. |
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| Eddie Eddie Cletus, the half-cousin/nephew of Cletus the Fetus, is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on the Cletus family teeth. |
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| Slim Slim Cletus, the second-cousin/uncle of Cletus the Fetus, is the star of the Cletus family tree. After his sex change operation, he moved to Paris, France and became the star attraction at the Pink Pistol Palace, the biggest gay rodeo caberet show in western Europe. |
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| Whinonna Whinonna Cletus, the sister/neice of Cletus Cletus (aunt/cousin of Cletus the Fetus), likes to light her flatulance with her Zippo at parties and she hangs out at truck stops. Boomer says she is the best lot lizard on Interstate 10. |