|Last known sighting: 1992|
Strautnaut has a groovalistic quest for the legendary fountain of youth and its pimpin' breakbeat vibrations. His bling-bling is phat and he is jiggy with a dope adventure for bootylicious rhythms.
After being spit out at the bottom of the porn industry, he became independently wealthy as a casting director for the Girls Gone Wild adult entertainment videos. His fortunes enabled him to develop his own line of prophylactics and marital aids - "Big Pimp Daddy's Glove of Love" custom made condoms, and, the "Groove Loob" water-based moisterizing lubricating gel.
Distortion, Hedonistic Manipulation
SOUTH PARK STYLE
The A.C.I.D.D. I Test Phase