|Last known sighting: 1996|
Spankus Erectus handles all Bulgarian Manta Grooves with a deep spiritual conviction. He is also the Grand Universal Champion (as well as the founder) of "Hackey-Break", a martial arts-like combination of hackey sack and break dancing. He has since traded in his parachute pants for Herring Krishna paraphernalia, and has become the world renowned porn star - "The Liberator".
WARNING!!!: This man should be considered loaded and extremely dangerous. DO NOT pull his finger!!
Bottom End, Screams, Lead Insulter
SOUTH PARK STYLE